I miss that.
Hehee.
- Oliver: So, why do you like men so much?
- Mike: Vagina Repulses me.
- Mike: And I'm a bottom.
- Oliver: So, you're a dead fish?
- Oliver: Boringg. `-`
- Mike: ...lolwhat?
- Oliver: LOL.
- Mike: FU&FU&FU&FU&FU. ,.l..
Oh man.
But here’s the deal: If I were smart, I could figure out curling. If I were even smarter, I could figure out why people would actually watch other people doing it. I have tried. I can’t. I can’t even figure out the object of the game. Is it like darts? I just don’t get it.
preused asked: ARE YOU A GOOFY GOOBER?
I’M A GOOFY GOOBER!
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
UM UM UM. IDFK A WHIP? YES YES, MAYBE A WHIP
Hmm.
American stuntmen are smart - they think about safety. When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything: the speed, the distance… But in Hong Kong, we don’t know how to count. Everything we do is a guess. If you’ve got the guts, you do it. All of my stuntmen have gotten hurt. :D
